My Bat Cave

Ok so I redid everything again. totally new lay out.
New features, all that fun stuff.

Monday, April 26th, 2004.
I noticed my last post was dated '03 and that should have been '04. Any way... I just thought i'd let every one know that i'm updateing my site, even thou it may take me awhile. There is alot going on in my life and some of it I should post on the Rants, but I havn't got around to it. Also the jokes/houmor page has more jokes and i'm adding to it all the time. I updated my boi page. I'll be updating the entire site slowly. Check back ofton! Also, i'm gonna get a new guest book, and a page counter. at this point i've had about 2,000 hits roughly. :) Keep it up! Thanks yall.
Sunday, January 11th, 2004.
A new year, and a new lay out. I like this one alot better then I did the last one. AND we've got all new features and goodies. I hope you like my new lay out, and if you're here for the first time, I hope you like my site all together. i've worked hard on it. and even if you don't like it... i'm sorry... it's me. This is where I can be me, where I can rant and rave, lash out at the world, or crawl under the table in the fetal position, and just cry. but even if it's nothing special to any one else, it's special to me. And in the end I guess that's all that matters.

Got The Itch?

Well I can see your eager to go snooping around while i'm not looking, but since I don't want you snooping in some places, i'm going to send Egore, my trusted confidont and Butler along with you... He doesn't bite, I sware.

*Egore clears his throat and with a heavy english accent, pipes in* If I can direct your attention to your left, we can start this tour. First we have The Mistress's as she refers to it as her "Bat Cave" as she is the "Queen Of The Bats" it's her place. Her royal Bat Queen-ness will be explaned in her "bat cave" as well. And you can learn more about her, her likes, dislikes, personallity quorks and so forth.
Next we have The Mistress's Furry Kids (aka her pets), It goes in to detail on her pets, She has a few of them too.

On Down the list, is The Mistresses Passion... Horses, Rodeos, and "Cowboyin' Stuff". If you havn't figured it out yet, The Mistress is a Cowgirl, and as she says, She's Proud of it. Or she's a shetland pony (we arn't sure yet, she's short and evil like a shetland)...

Ride 'Em Cowboy! Ride 'Em!

Now we have some of the Mistresses Pictures. She loves photography. And she'll be posting new pictures she's taken over time.

And Since The Mistress loves making people laugh, Here's some houmors things, Jokes, funny picutres, and what ever else The Mistress might find amusing. She wishes you many many belly laughs, and other funny things.

And Next inline, Is The Mistresses Poetry, I will be the first to warn you, it's not for the faint of heart, and you enter at your OWN risk.

Now we have the mistresses Links, No, not the "Missing Links" thou she may have some of thoes, too... It's a compilation of places The Mistress finds useful, or just fun to visit.It also contains her "thank yous" for people that she's got graphics, or help in some form, or what-not.

Next on to The Mistresses small but possibly useful "Lyrics Library". She will post lyrics to bands, groupes, and songs she likes here. And maybe some that are requested. (If you're nice *smiles*)

COMING SOON Since The Mistresses loves cooking, and she's learning how to cook all kinds of things, she'll be posting some of her favorite recipes, and and what not about her new passion...Cooking!

And Now we have The "Bob Cook Book" It's a very amuseing walk on the wild side, as the mistress gives you step-by-step instructions on how to Find, catch, clean and cook a -Bob- She even explans what a -Bob- Is. The Mistress Askes me to tell you You Are Visitor Number: Since January|22nd|2001

You can also get ahold of the Mistress, She loves getting comments on her Estate... And here's how:
Email: cowgirl_wild@yahoo.com
Yahoo Messenger: cowgirl_wild
AIM: PaintMustang
MSN: FaithsCowgirl@hotmail.com
ICQ: 170914373 And as a side thought, she told me to mention, not to abuse her contacts or she will take them down, she's had some problems in the past and has taken them down and will do it again. Thank You. The Mistress also asks you to please Sign her Guest Book. You can Visit it here : Thank You again for coming if there is anything else you require Master, do not hesitatet to ask.

And That her Estate was Last Updated On: 01|11|04